Hi!! I'm Claire, and I'm a seventeen year old from hickville PA!! Superwholock, Hannibal, Avengers, Heroes, and a shit ton of Benedict. Another fandom blog. Previously destielfirstnameslater. Message me anything cause i'm super cool. Maybe one day I'll even post a selfie. I also LOVE RP so if you message me anything RP I'll probably message back. Hell if you message me anything I'll message back.

balthstiel:

Hedwig Buckbeak Potter, you were named after some hella winged animals hella rad high five son

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dat-soldier:

officialunitedstates:

I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

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morrowseer:

"cutie" and "babe" are overrated pet names for your significant other. try "leader of thunderclan" or "the fire that saved the clan" instead

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lovingfoss666:

The man the myth the legend

lovingfoss666:

The man the myth the legend

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clientsfromhell:

Client: Do you do lemonade?

Me: Do we do… lemonade?

Client: Yes, I was told you do that here.

Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop.

Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot. 

Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -  

Client: Look If you can’t lemonade these papers for me then I’ll go somewhere else!

Me: Do you mean… laminate?

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grannybeards:

jackofallfandoms:

flightcub:

our next 44 presidents should be women

Your next 44 presidents should be people who can responsibly lead your country with minimal fuck ups regardless of gender

Damn son amen

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missmollypond:

GUYS GUYS GUYS

GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY WAS LITERALLY WRITTEN BY A FEMALE ROCKET SCIENTIST

SHE’S THE FIRST WOMAN TO EVER WRITE A MARVEL MOVIE

WHY IS THIS NOT GETTING TALKED ABOUT

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ladysaviours:

joseph fink is not even in the vicinity of fucking around on twitter today

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pixyled:

and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

THIS POS T GETS ME EVEYRTIME

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miss-evening:

thegreatbigfour:

notwosnowflakesarealike:

EVERYONE STOP WHAT THEY ARE DOING! A theatre accidentally played Rise Of The Guardians instead of Guardians Of The Galaxy.

This has officially made my night. Oh my god.

RISE OF THE GUARDIAN FANDOM RISE!!!!

OMG… I’m surprised the theatre still had the movie though!

People must’ve already gotten suspicious as the Dreamworks logo appeared, instead of Marvel…

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puguita:

Who has the greatest costume? (x)

 #the amount of adorable laughter in this gifset is off the charts

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Your favorite band according to the starsigns

thmmrs:

  • Aries - Fall Out Boy
  • Taurus - Fall Out Boy
  • Gemini - Fall Out Boy
  • Cancer - Fall Out Boy
  • Leo - Fall Out Boy
  • Virgo - Fall Out Boy
  • Libra - Fall Out Boy
  • Scorpio - Patrick Stump and the Fall Down Guys
  • Sagittarius - A bunch of emos
  • Capricorn - Maybe P!ATD but mostly Fall Out Boy
  • Aquarius - Fall Out Boy
  • Pisces - Pizza

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googlebus:

ifuckinghatebingsocial:

cooldudebro:

do not call me daddy in bed. i have had beers with your father. he is a nice man. do not get me involved. 

Okay but be read for me to call you the name of whatever fictional character or celebrity I am obsessed with and you resemble the most.

mmm fuck me popeye 

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Movie: Theirs was a forbidden love
Me: They are a white heterosexual couple who on earth is "forbidding" this
Movie: Their in-laws maybe
SOMEWHAT SASSY THEMES